almost blew water out my nose

[starbuck]

(Taste) of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers.

The children began to say:

Red......................Cherry

Yellow................Lemon

Green...................Lime

Orange.................Orange,

Finally, the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. After eating them,
none of the children could identify the taste.

"Well," she said, "I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may
sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled,

"Oh my God, they're ass-holes!"

[centennialdawg]

Now that was really funny.